user since
Wed Jun 25 2003 at 00:06:01 (21.4 years ago )
last seen
Tue Feb 22 2005 at 04:51:26 (19.7 years ago )
number of write-ups
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level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 11
mission drive within everything
Assume the worst of people.
specialties
International legal procedure, PEZ and Durty Sanchez's
school/company
Michigan State University/U.S. Department of State
motto
"It's not cheating if she was in your wedding party"
most recent writeup
P.T. O'Malley's
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Take One...

First Impression: Here goes nothing... I have to admit that I fear I may have stumbled onto something intimidating for the first time in quite a while. From what little I understand so far, objectivity and pragmatism are championed here, while aimless rants and opinions without some semblance of a rational thought is frowned upon. This seems like my type of place, although I have never felt the need to do anything like this before....anywhow, here are the vitals presented in the most impressive format I can think of for the time being.


Throat Culture in a Nutshell

Real First Name: John

Hometown: East Lansing, Michigan (Look before you judge)

Marital Status: Happily Married

Education: J.D., Michigan State Unversity, Detroit College of Law

B.A. Accounting, Michigan State University

Ok, I know this is not supposed to be a resume.

Occupation: Attorney/United States Foreign Service Officer (Diplomat), Kingston, Jamaica

Favorite Bar: P.T. O'Malley's, East Lansing, MI

Drink: Whiskey and Soda (ok coke, I haven't grown up yet)

Cereal: King Vitamin (discontinued)

Pastime: Not appropriate to list...

That's about all I have the patience for now, if you want to know anything else, which I doubt, feel free to ask.