Known in other circles as "Uncle Mikey", Viscous Giraffe is the proprietor of his own bizarre website, <http://splat.melm.org/> MelmSplat!.
But that's not all, true believers. Uncle Mikey has been doing the Electronic Communication Thang since 1985, when he discovered BBSs. He's been a geek for longer than most people have believed possible. And he's never, ever kissed the editor of the Radio Times.