I hate "old sayings," at least the American ones. American ones are always crazy shit like "there's always more fish in the sea." Like I'm at a party, and the annoying bitch is bothering me again, and she knows I miss her so she tells me "oh forget her, there's always more fish in the sea." One of these days I'm gonna go batshit insane and I'm gonna start screaming "I DON'T WANT A FUCKING FISH" and if there are any large trout around, the party's gonna start looking like a fucking IRC channel cause there's gonna be trout, and there's gonna be slapping, and it ain't gonna be pretty.

Each time I wake I'm somehow feeling the truth I can't handle

And now, on to shallow, vapid things that don't matter. The following are some of the bands/artists I like:

I find it interesting that as I grow older, the music I listen to grows more and more violent... even though I have a relatively peaceful demeanor. It seems a little contrary to me. Maybe the metal provides a catharsis that lets me vent my aggression, resulting in a more peaceful bluescreen. Then again, maybe I'm just pushing it all down and some day I'm going to spontaneously combust. Which would be utterly and completely awesome. I mean, if you have to die, you might as well burst suddenly into flames.

I own the 1/100 Master Grade Kampfer model kit. This is a Japanese "Gundam" model kit. Believe me when I say that this model kit could kick Mr. T's ass (and I have a lot of respect for Mr. T).

Need something fun to do? Go play WarCraft III or Halo. "But bluescreen," you say, "what if I don't like computer games?" Magic: The Gathering. "I don't like card games either!" Lego. "I'M A HEARTLESS BASTARD WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN!" Well then, I guess you're screwed.

I am the Astro-Creep, a demolition-style hell American freak yeah