2004.7.7@3:14 (panamaus) @ Klaproth says I ate your writeup Fahrenheit 9/11. This "preview" writeup has been largely superseded. I know it has a high rep, but them's the breaks, man. Sorry. Node Heaven will become its new residence.

"Why they are pissed off is because this represents the final door-closing of e2 as an electronic frontier: the IRS man has come to town to collect from Jesse James. It has cut its hair, put on a tie, and fallen in line with the status quo. Policy changes may have resulted in the site's contents becoming more interesting (or at least, accurately informative) but by alienating and shucking off its loose cannons and wildmen (and saying good riddance to them and the indulgent, criminal deviant tendencies they embody) the site itself becomes unexciting; we have laid to rest our Supermen in favor of an army of mild-mannered Clark Kents who always behave but never get the girl. (If you prefer, Lex Luthor is no more interesting without his sinister streak.) There was lots of room on the internet to establish the site they wanted e2 to be; I just don't see why they had to build it on top of the e2 we cultivated, smothering it. Variantly; if this was apparently a den of buccaneers when first sailed into, whatever would possess visitors to stay among these odious beings, getting them to shave their moustaches, gag their foul-mouthed parrots and learn to speak corporatese? Reforming a pirate is tantamount to executing one: either way, the world contains one less pirate. One runs the risk of finding, once the fraction who ultimately remains has been fully converted into lawyers and chartered accountants, that what remains is on a somewhat more mundane scale than grand adventure on the high seas."

/me misses Pseudo_Intellectual

Soy Fun! Add this to your notelet:

<img src="http://www.riso.co.jp/rg/case/g-data/soy-ink_logo.gif">

I belong to

e2lefties

who aren't as rowdy as

e2sports

but I think would both agree that

e2humour

is the best

e2medicine

even for

bipolars

who are more focused than

distractednoders

and who

WAG

a bit more than

mentors

whoami???

No, no, no, I know you know who I am, but who is whoami????

Answer: My new mentee!

I'm Level 4!

Which means I'm now in the node audit business.

For now, I'll node audit anyone L3 or below! Let me know!

kasuma * 17 wu
elem_125 * 55 wu * pending
you? * ?

you said "fuck you" to kthejoker (sent to 1 noder)

Names others have given me:

• Steve, MASTER OF THE ATOM - allseeingeye
• Insane in the Brane or NeuronJacktheBrainiac - IWhoSawTheFace
• A jailed British girl in the military (brig lass) - Oeq1st1
• Dr. Glass - haze (Actually someone once wrote me an email at work addressed to Dr. Glass, assuming I was a doctor.)
• LL Cool B - kthejoker
• bald ass ring - TehBesto (anagram of Brian D Glass. Very clever, idiot.)
• Mr. Japan 3000 Turbo Deluxe Edition? - BSP
• HIGH LORD MONKEY-MONKEY! - Jet-Poop
• bri dizzle lizzle - LaylaLeigh
• DJ Brig Master Lass - RoyHoo3
• Obsidian McAgate - MacArthurParker
• Mr. Glass. Brian Glass. - TanisNikana (Note, this is already my name.)
• George Glass or Brian Tropicana - Glowing Fish

"How many hours a day do you spend dreaming about the ceremonial implications of colliding branes?" -tdent

Thanks, but no thanks.

Groupie: e2sports - e2lefties - e2humour - e2medicine - bipolars - distractednoders - WAG - mentors - helpline
Lead Singer: e2health

Where I hopped in along the nodestrand:

1363229 -> Columbine Shootings (thing)
1363230 -> Wild Weasel (idea)
1363231 -> torta (thing)
1363232 -> sapphire (thing)
1363233 -> Euler momentum equation
1363234 -> Euler momentum equation (idea)
1363235 -> Cholula (place)
1363236 -> Nothing found.
1363237 -> briglass
1363238 -> Milton Caniff
1363239 -> September 20, 2002 (idea)
1363240 -> Milton Caniff (person)
1363241 -> Adding things to graffiti (idea)
1363242 -> How to adjust a bicycle seat
1363243 -> How to adjust a bicycle seat (idea)
1363244 -> mimm
1363245 -> Itochu

Three "Real Life" friends I tried to get started on E2, with varying success: PacificWall * Amulet * Mermagnum

Don't stalk... too hard:

briglass on AIM
glassb at epi dot wustl dot edu
314 - 361 - 6631
livejournal.com/~briglass/

My academic life revolves around psychology: Will discuss for food.

Here's my ekw scheme... it's minimalist, or something. The word Everything in Everything2 is hidden in the top right and it just says 2, which is why I call the scheme '2


ekw_alinkcolor="#e5deaa";
ekw_bgcolor="white";
ekw_headingfont="small fonts,Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial";
ekw_linkcolor="orangered";
ekw_logoaccenttext="orangered";
ekw_logobackground="white";
ekw_logoborder="white";
ekw_logofont="small fonts,Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial";
ekw_logofontsize="17pt";
ekw_logomaintext="white";
ekw_monofontsize="9pt";
ekw_oddrowcolor="white";
ekw_textcolor="#404040";
ekw_textfont="Arial, sans-serif";
ekw_textfontsize="12px";
ekw_vlinkcolor="steelblue";

5 Most Voted-Upon Writeups
2C! Christina Aguilera presents the argument for child abuse 1
2C! Fahrenheit 9/11 2
2C! February 14, 2004 3
January 7, 2003 4
5C! Impersonating someone famous 5

5 Least Voted-Upon Writeups
1 (tied) beer bowling 1C!
1 (tied) dawn 1C!
1 (tied) autoshaping 1C!
4 A Thousand Acres
5 (tied) Low Level Laser Therapy
5 (tied) Causal radius 1C!
5 (tied) London Finds its Champion 1C!

5 Highest Goodness Writeups
3C! bangiomorpha pubescens (tied) 1
4C! bow shock (tied) 1
2C! Huygens probe (tied) 1
3C! SMART-1 (tied) 1
1C! Tumbleweed rover (tied) 1
2C! DSM-IV diagnosis (tied) 1
1C! Kepler (tied) 1
2C! Psychology of religion in adults (tied) 1
1C! Indianapolis Clowns (tied) 1
1C! Messenger (tied) 1
1C! Tablet PC (tied) 1
Soundbug (tied) 1
The Last Supper (tied) 1
micrographia (tied) 1
1C! The Treatise of the Three Imposters (tied) 1
A Thousand Acres (tied) 1
1C! dawn (tied) 1
1C! autoshaping (tied) 1
1C! beer bowling (tied) 1

5 Lowest Goodness Writeups
1 February 14, 2004 2C!
2 February 25, 2003 1C!
3 January 7, 2003
4 L33t H4x0r R0m30 4nd Jul13t
5 Christina Aguilera presents the argument for child abuse 2C!

5 Most Reputable Writeups
2C! Fahrenheit 9/11 1
5C! Impersonating someone famous 2
2C! God spot 3
6C! Abstract Art is Shit 4
3C! bangiomorpha pubescens 5

5 Least Reputable Writeups
1 quantonics
2 (tied) Sir Pelly 1C!
2 (tied) Causal radius 1C!
2 (tied) London Finds its Champion 1C!
5 (tied) February 25, 2003 1C!
5 (tied) L33t H4x0r R0m30 4nd Jul13t

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