user since

Mon Apr 7 2003 at 03:03:57 (5.6 years ago )

last seen

Tue Nov 11 2008 at 21:39:00 (6.9 days ago )

number of write-ups

74 - View dmandave's writeups (feed)

level / experience

2 (Acolyte) / 963

mission drive within everything

learn ...and stuff

specialties

backcountry skiing, music

school/company

Colorado University

motto

Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise

most recent writeup

July 10, 2008

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• What would Brian Boitano do?
• Elephant 6 Recording Company
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Everything Bartender
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Temporary Autonomous Zone
• How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
• Three man
• Kentucky fried psycho
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
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• Interview with prole (idea)
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Rage Against The Machine's recommended reading list
• R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
• The Art of the Mix Tape
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• Full text works in Everything
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
• Eat poop you cat
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Rules for drinking forties
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• London's calling, and it's calling you gay
• Jesus versus everyone
• Keep guns away from drunks
• The Joy Luck Fight Club
• McDonald's makes money by McRaping your pockets
• Butterfinger McFlurry
• this is the rest of the iceberg
• Boys vs. Bras, what's the difference?
• Improving your chances of winning at blackjack
• Books that will induce a mindfuck
• For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
• Seeing movies alone (idea)
• Skier's Guide to Snow
• The problem with messages on girls' t-shirts and a possible solution
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Things to do, if you are hard-core (idea)
• How to write sex and violence - tastefully (thing)
• Everything Arranged Marriage Registry
• The Three Men I Admired Most: Manhattan, 9/11/01
• All drugs and words and ink
• Adam Purcell
• E2 is unfriendly to New Order
• The beautiful way that two people fit together
• Who's Got The Crack
• Wal-Mart greeter throwdown (thing)
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea)
• Everything, Kansas: A Manifesto
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Constellation Records
• Bizarre Scenes From Martha's Kitchen (idea)
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Guide to being emo
• Defending the honor of Johnny Cash
• Top 100 Works of Journalism In the United States In the 20th Century
• 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• How to destroy the Earth (essay)
• Strongbadia
• How to win a knife fight (idea)
• E2 Nutrition Facts
• She's so cute
• death grip
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• January 3, 2004 (thing)
• Punk Rocker Jenn
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• Diary of a Cereal Killer (thing)
• Rhinoceros Party of Canada (thing)
• The Best Kind of Motorcycle is a Horse
• Gone in Sixty Seconds - Theatre Quest Entries
• Broken Starlight
• You Got Served
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• It tastes like the Easter Bunny came in my mouth
• Darwin's deathbed conversion (thing)
• CIA World Factbook - Hell
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• International Drinking Rules
• The life and adventures of Asian Orange
• Save Me (idea)
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• Holy Bartender
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