ersatz
- user since
- Fri Dec 29 2000 at 22:28:29 (7.9 years ago )
- last seen
- Sun Oct 3 2004 at 05:35:08 (4.1 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 11 - View ersatz's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 0 (Initiate) / 80
- mission drive within everything
- DESTROYING GRAVITY
- specialties
- Getting suckered at E2 (Punch Thyself)
- school/company
- 100 Ninjas Industries
- motto
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
- most recent writeup
- caffeine overdose
| Hi. I am me. I am 16. I live in Northern California. I like pie! Things (that are not pie) that I also like or am interested in: music, guitar, don't call it IDM, programing, unix/lunix systems administration, ninjas, pirates, science fiction, other bookly goodness, etc etc. I like people who /msg me! Particularly with constructive criticism. Also: I like pie.
I really dig (GNU/)Linux. Its nifty-keen groovy-well. And, if you read my nodes, you may get the idea that I'm a big druggie. I'm not, I don't use drugs at all, in fact. Its just something I have a perverse academic curiosity about. |
User Bookmarks:
- Smallest number greater than 0
- cumshot
- Nekkid
- Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- The Fragile
- We're in this Together
- I fuck your sunshine
- Chilling cruelty of children
- Lord of the Flies
- """""'""
- little anarchy panties
- hokey pokey
- How to get people to leave you alone
- SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!
- It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
- Adventures in the women's bathroom : A male perspective
- I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
- If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- just a life-support system for a penis (person)
- Ribbed for her pleasure (idea)
- This freaking obsession with really abysmal porn
- Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- I Love Little Pussy
- Cats don't masturbate
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore (idea)
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
- My brother shit in my pillow
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- Male multiple orgasms
- Hacker Barbie
- What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
- strawberry breasts
- Ultra Virgin
- The muffins are talking to me
- So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle (idea)
- Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
- I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
- My roommates have ordered throwing stars
- Sex in a bathtub full of Jello
- Politically Bisexual
- How to handle a radioactive cat
- I was a homeless bum
- Why masturbating with Icy Hot is a bad idea
- Walk like you're a sex goddess
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- Caffeinated Nasal Spray
- I knew I couldn't build a cat
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Bathing cats in the toilet
- I took the liberty of assigning all my specialness to my anus
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- autoerotic impaling
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Feng Shui (thing)
- How to wipe your ass
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
- I want a first kiss
- I have one whole anus
- How to calm a cat in heat
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Religion is a crutch for weak people (idea)
- time machine (thing)
- I just need a hug, is all
- The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
- Cutting cake without favoritism
- I am forced to smoke my cat
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Little red raver girl
- Using silica as a weapon (idea)
- Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
- Brighten a worker's day in a wholesale store (idea)
- Pants are a tool of the Man
- SOY! SOY! SOY! according to the Babel Fish
- Dirty Barbies
- I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face (thing)
- Hey, faggot! (idea)
- My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 1
- Touch the Puppy
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Soy (thing)
- Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could (idea)
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- What Would Cthulhu Do?
- Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag. (idea)
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them (idea)
- The E2 Emacs Reference Guide
- Pictures of blue Amy (person)
- What I do with my philosophy degree (person)
- Where I go when I masturbate (idea)
- Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- E2 is unfriendly to new noders (idea)
- Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
- I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on (idea)
- Troll for the Ages
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- Cock McNuggets
- Things to do, if you are hard-core
- Dissed by a five year-old
- All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
- All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them (place)
- Contemporary tobacco smoking accessories
- How I pierced my Inner Labia
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- Pimp Daddy Welfare
- What the contents of your bookshelves mean (to me)
- How to increase the volume of male ejaculate
- How to remove the brain of a domesticated cat
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- The secrets of being a good drug dealer
- Don't say the B-word
- How to burn an American flag (idea)
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry (idea)
- Ah, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals.
- The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty. It's a fruit bat!
- Chongun
- Freedom is under threat from guns, abortions and children's television (idea)
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin (idea)
- How female ejaculation saved my life
- December 28, 2001 (thing)
- WAIAMQWIITIOJDTRT?
- Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
- wage-hour slave (person)
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea)
- Like mother, like daughter (person)
- Television does more than rot your brain (idea)
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Basic self-defence techniques for women (idea)
- You get what you pay for (thing)
- I drove my fish to suicide (thing)
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings (idea)
- September 21, 2002 (place)
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right (person)
- How smoking made me strong (idea)