Database mercenary for a small software outfit in the Pacific Northwest. Drinks too much coffee and spends too much time playing computer games and messing around on the web.

Linux is getting better, but it ain't there yet. Godspeed.

What the world needs now is more previously undiscovered 1960s funk music from the midwestern US.

If someone asked me to read a sample of my work in public, I'd probably pick from one of these writeups:

• black widow
• truck jumping
• De Beers
• rationales for dining out