hodgepodge

user since
Sun Feb 13 2000 at 21:20:42 (8.8 years ago )
last seen
Tue Dec 20 2005 at 12:11:12 (2.9 years ago )
number of write-ups
242 - View hodgepodge's writeups (feed)
level / experience
5 (Crafter) / 4352
C!s spent
69
mission drive within everything
pyrotechnics, alcohol, demolition, and guns. oh, and candy.
specialties
making love to the sun, learning to fly, fruit cobbler
school/company
omnipotence, plentitude & company
motto
Some fucking drug addict has cut my cocaine with Saniflush! Nurse! Send the boy out to fill this RX on the double!
most recent writeup
July 25, 2003

ROAD TRIP!

Preparations are underway for this summer's massive undertaking. We will be departing from Baltimore, heading North to Niagara Falls/Toronto, turning left and checking out the Northern Tier (highlights include the Michigan Upper Peninsula, and Glacier and Yellowstone over in Montana. We're going to hang a right in Montana, book it across the Northwest Territory and Yukon, hit Fairbanks, AK and the Arctic Circle, make a U-turn and head for Denali, then down along the West Coast to Seattle, Oregon, California (including Sonoma, Big Sur, Santa Barbara), hang a left at Santa Barbara and go to Vegas, pick up Route 66 South of Vegas and take it across the Texas Panhandle at least as far as Cadillac Ranch, kick South again to Dallas-ish, over to New Orleans (possibly via Houston), then up the Mississippi to Graceland, and finally across the Blue Ridge and home.

I need driving music! Six weeks' worth! I only have about one solid week of music, and that's counting both the Weekend Sound Track and my recording of Cats, so you can see that we are in dire straits! Send me your compilations/mixtapes/CDs and I will reward you for your virtue (with postcards or possibly nicknacks). Even making things available on FTP for me to download and burn myself would be überhelpful and will be duly rewarded. Also tell me places you think I should see! We have a lot of America to find out there! Holla!

People who have offered their help

Places suggested to see
  • Whirling Dervish Bar, New Orleans French Quarter, Thursday night (avalyn)
  • your favorite place here...
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letters/postcards/suspicious packages!

Z. Kyle Keane, Esq.
Rice Graduate Apartments
1515 Bissonnet #73
Houston, TX 77005-1866

telephone!

713.807.8571

icbm!

lat 43.710076
long -72.272347
elevation 531 feet
vanity section

IWhoSawTheFace says re Philosophical implications of Spontaneous Localization theory: You are my new favorite author. Keep writing about physics. I'll keep reading!

Note: I am neither a member of the Gods usergroup nor officially part of The Establishment, but I've been around for a while and collected eight (count 'em! Eight!) Golden Trinkets, so feel free to ask me if I can help you (I can, and what's more, I will) and if you may touch me (you may, if you're not sketchy about it), or just generally to bask in the glow of my EIGHT! GOLDEN! TRINKETS! and numerous other evidence of my good favour in the highest echelons of the ranks of noders, including but not limited to my numerous XP and Ching!s, and my kickin' homenode image. That is all.
Eligible, not too stupid,
intelligible and cute as Cupid,
knowledgeable, but not always right,
salvageable and free for the night
Just for reference, my un-birthdays are January 1-31, February 1-28 (29 where applicable), March 1-31, April 1-30, May 1-31, June 1-30, July 1-31, August 1-30, September 1-14, September 16-30, October 1-31, November 1-30, and December 1-31. So send me stuff on any of those days.

Or, you could send me stuff on my birthday, which is September 15.

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Things are okay with me these days. I got a new job, got a new office.

Finally got some of that copious free time, and have been reading Annie Dillard, Richard Brautigan, and Vladimir Nabokov, among others.

Ya know, I hade one of those secret decoder ring thingies when I was a kid... this here PGP thingy is much cooler. You can get my public key at keyserver.pgp.com.
Here is the Key ID: 0x8C6D81DD
Here is the fingerprint: F024 801D 5EF3 D940 58F1 654F 6B92 A45A 8C6D 81DD

Here is the fingerprint again, in words that you can rearrange to make cool phrases like "endorse hazardous minnow existence:" 

unearth     Capricorn   merit       breakaway
eyeglass    vertigo     sugar       Dakota
endorse     vacancy     fracture    document
glitter     misnomer    regain      existence
offload     hazardous   minnow      tambourine

Help me, Will!

Pale Fire.