user since

Fri Sep 12 2003 at 23:14:11 (5 years ago )

last seen

Thu Aug 17 2006 at 15:11:57 (2.1 years ago )

number of write-ups

132 - View interrobang's writeups (feed)

level / experience

4 (Scribe) / 2334

C!s spent

32

specialties

Reading and voting on all of a relative-newbie's nodes, and not telling said newbie.

motto

"I think thinking is a fun mental exercise."

most recent writeup

handball

User Bookmarks:

• Jet-Poop
• Slackware
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• 1 Cloud + 1 Cloud = 1 Cloud
• Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken (idea)
• Getting drunk with editor powers (idea)
• anthill (thing)
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed (idea)
• Horse-leechery
• Sirrah (definition)
• Marching to a different kettle of fish (idea)
• Summertime Bones
• Curious George does LSD
• they hit each other, like fucking christ intended! (idea)
• 28 hour day
• Woman and breasts are a bad combination (idea)
• Iced Brevet (thing)
• ToasterLeavings
• chicken-fried bunny (thing)
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U (idea)
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault (idea)
• An envelope from the previous systems administrator (idea)
• Somebody else's dick (idea)
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore (idea)
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction (idea)
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time (idea)
• Slack is a way of life (idea)
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was (idea)
• Piracetam
• Book of Mozilla
• katherine
• drunken master (idea)
• Lucky Strike
• What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Everything I Ching
• soy shot (thing)
• Dvorak (thing)
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• "Getting to know you in the Biblical sense" nodes (idea)
• The Belgian Chef: A Cautionary Tale (idea)
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me (idea)
• punch thyself
• Long Hair (idea)
• We're all missing the point on computer security (idea)
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!" (idea)
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up (idea)
• Harry Potter is a *ix hacker! (idea)
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills (idea)
• All men are rapists (idea)
• DOOM as a system administration tool (thing)
• alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb (idea)
• When Jet-Poop nuked guest user
• mud wrestling smoke break
• I am forced to smoke my cat
• CowboyNeal joke
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex (idea)
• Nothing lasts.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window (idea)
• This node does not make sense
• How to fake your own death
• I am forced to smoke my cat (idea)
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt (idea)
• Mommy, you dropped this (idea)
• November 25, 2000 (thing)
• Why I wear pantyhose (idea)
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy? (idea)
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people (idea)
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet! (idea)
• Uberman's Sleep Schedule (thing)
• cat /proc/kcore > /dev/dsp0 (idea)
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could (idea)
• Which Tetris block is the coolest? (idea)
• History of Lithuania and goat sex orgies (idea)
• due to the fact that (idea)
• You cannot burn the a eastern (idea)
• wertperch
• What Would Cthulhu Do? (idea)
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned (thing)
• Everything2 as a 300 pound kitten (idea)
• The Best Meal in Beijing
• Drink from the cup as if it's already broken (idea)
• you never can tell with bees (idea)
• Everything Document Directory
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist (idea)
• My final days, a UNIX story (thing)
• cellular phones as high-priority interrupts (idea)
• Ni Dieu Ni Maitre
• E2 Jabber Repository
• Ceci n'est pas une pipe (thing)
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had (thing)
• Database Lag-o-meter
• Cock McNuggets (thing)
• The Gap Game (thing)
• No government can ever give you freedom (idea)
• Omegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pie (idea)
• deconstruction of a Pillsbury Pizza-Pop television advertisement (idea)
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" GIVE THE RABBIT A FUCKING BOWL OF CEREAL, YOU DICK! (idea)
• A Child's View of the Army (idea)
• 00100
• About some girl (person)
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones (idea)
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others (idea)
• Prayer to St. Isidore for Forgiveness of Malicious Softlinkers
• Red Robot World Domination (idea)
• How to sleep with 0 women in four simple steps (idea)
• Console holds nine beers (thing)
• International Fuck-your-buddy week
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism (idea)
• -30- (thing)
• Guide to Swearing in Mandarin (thing)
• cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (idea)
• Female programming lacks quality (idea)
• HOWTO: Build a lasting peace in the Middle East (idea)
• Tag for the ages (idea)
• How to beat Everything2 (idea)
• The Cosmology of P-Funk (idea)
• Installing ecore on a Linux OS (idea)
• I'm a consumer whore... And how! (idea)
• ice dildo (thing)
• Girls' toys (thing)
• What guys do with their penis (idea)
• one inch punch (thing)
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that (idea)
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Want (the state of not having her) (person)
• Steering wheel down your underpants (idea)
• 202-244-3121 (thing)
• Arc welding at dawn (idea)
• Deliberately dropping pennies (idea)
• Why the world is more beautiful with a creator (person)
• imp/buddha
• Zen and Lesbians (idea)
• Using cron as an alarm clock (idea)
• Islam (thing)
• Calvin's dad (person)
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar (person)
• Warm Blonde (thing)
• Alcoholic Cow (thing)
• Long, the Chinese dragon (thing)
• How to get a Goth out of a tree (idea)
• awk (idea)
• My zen life with coffee (thing)
• briglass
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• miswak
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten (idea)
• Fingerfucking your best friend (person)
• Why children should learn martial arts
• Everything 25:17 (idea)
• The Teamaster and the Samurai (idea)
• Homsar
• What to do if E2 goes down
• Shavian English alphabet (idea)
• Homophobia is gay (idea)
• February 11, 2003 (idea)
• Nibbled to death by ducks (idea)
• Learn to Program bash (idea)
• The Everything Poem (idea)
• Blood stains (How to create) (idea)
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel (idea)
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people. (idea)
• Ucipital Mapillary (thing)
• Black Bloc (idea)
• Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory (idea)
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life (idea)
• Mindless Self Indulgence (thing)
• The annoying orange orb outside my window each morning (fiction)
• New Jersey Trilogy (thing)
• heroin maintenance (idea)
• hot coffee float (thing)
• running shoes (idea)
• flash mob
• Community2
• Jumped by a Zen master (thing)
• bee (thing)
• How to defend yourself against a coconut (idea)
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library (fiction)
• Woot (idea)
• How to unintentionally steal an air-to-air missile (idea)
• E2 Nutrition Facts
• Fake gaijin accent (thing)
• MIT Blackjack Club (thing)
• Bottle Gardeners (idea)
• The yellow face, it burns us! (thing)
• How to speak fake Russian (idea)
• Sticking a cow fart to a window (idea)
• NodeSTAR (thing)
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things (idea)
• January 3, 2004 (thing)
• Chinese colors (idea)
• Sanctity of marriage (person)
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed (idea)
• Diary of a Cereal Killer (thing)
• petrichor (thing)
• Japanese elementary school children (idea)
• Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America (thing)
• i sing of Olaf glad and big (thing)
• Money Jungle (thing)
• Essay on Silence (idea)
• Psalms of the Convenience Store Clerk: Hum, Blessed Beer Cooler (thing)
• Zhuan Zhu