Do you really want to send lizardinlaw a message saying you like their work?
Thank you for the invitation I just don't want to date I truly love human beings It's just dating that I hate
I'm sure you're very nice I know you're not a hobbit I just don't want to date I wish you'd go away or bobbit
No you can't have my number No I'm not engaged I'm not attached to any male So now you are enraged
No you can't have my number I won't scratch your itch God made women for you to fuck So now you call me bitch
You aren't nice at all You're way dumber than a hobbit I'm ready to call 911 I pray for God to bobbit