Let's see....

I live (I hope) in Melbourne, a lovely city at the arse end of the arse end of the world.

I love controversy. I love it when an editor tells me he'll C my node when his votes reset; another editor beats him to it, just as someone else is nuking it. It kinda obviates that blurred line between fact and opinion, or perhaps it demonstrates that a fact is merely an opinion upon which we all agree. So I find myself putting my views, real or imaginary, into factual nodes, or emitting evidence, just to see the reaction. It's fun, this game. This is not to say I don't node reality, or my perception of reality anyway.

I like clearing things up. I like informing people about the misuse of the word ass, for instance, or letting you all know that a wedgie is also a bird of prey, or even just answering noded questions.

When I came across a node entitled: Everything Theory 69 and found it contained only the question "Why is this node empty?" I had to respond "because we haven't finished number 68 yet."
Imagine my delight when I received the following:

Klaproth says I ate your write-up "Everything Theory 69" because Please don't do that. It will soon rest in Node Heaven.

Gotta love those 'bots!

It's all good.

anyway......

Nothing to see here. Move along.