梨は
無し
nashi wa
nashi. -
There is no pear.
間諜が
艦長に
浣腸します
Kanchou ga kanchou ni kanchou shimasu - The
spy is giving an
enema to the
captain.
1
雪が
行
yuki ga yuki - the
snow is going
2
善し
由
yoshi yoshi - good reason.
1.) The use of kanchou for spy is a bit out of date, but it works =]
2.) Yuki form of "iku" (to go). Similar: "yuku"
I included the kanji as well, encoded in
Unicode HTML Entities. Also, if my
grammar is wrong (which it probably
horribly is), please let me know, I'm greatly
interested in learning
Japanese. Thanks to
gn0sis for making sure the captain gets his enema...
These puns may be
misplaced, because kanchou is actually kinda funny.