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Tue Feb 15 2005 at 07:09:31 (3.6 years ago )

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Sun Jan 13 2008 at 09:28:13 (7.8 months ago )

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You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not

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• dem bones
• Lometa
• Gimp
• vampire
• Creative ways of killing people
• Blood stains (how to remove)
• Czech beer
• When having sex in Germany
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Slovak
• XP Whore
• Ethan of Athos
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• nursery rhyme
• Racism in Tolkien?
• XP Whoring for Dummies
• The best time of day to node for maximum XP
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• B.S. your way through Spanish
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Unhooking a bra with your teeth
• Azazel (person)
• Psychological effects of color
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• Aquatic Ape Theory
• Beginning German
• French Nursery Rhyme
• How to express your hunger in Czech
• Invocation to the Faeries
• Photographing Flowing Water
• The Star-Child
• The Star-Child: Chapter 1
• The Star-Child: Chapter 2
• The Star-Child: Chapter 3
• The Star-Child: Chapter 4
• The Star-Child: Chapter 5
• The Star-Child: Chapter 6
• The Star-Child: Chapter 7
• The Star-Child: Chapter 8
• The Star-Child: Chapter 9
• The Star-Child: Chapter 10
• The Star-Child: Chapter 11
• The Star-Child: Chapter 12
• The Star-Child: Chapter 13
• The Star-Child: Chapter 14
• The Star-Child: Chapter 15
• Using your tongue to tie a knot in a cherry stem
• The mysterious bump at the base of my skull
• Hypnerotomachia Poliphili
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• German Articles
• A guide to passionate touching
• aesthetic categorizations (people)
• How to herd people in public
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• Turkey City Lexicon: A Primer For Science Fiction Workshops
• 10 commandments of bad writers
• XWiz
• This is as real as magic gets (idea)
• Swap
• LeoDV
• Hungarian pronunciation
• Of Gingerbread Houses, and Happy Endings
• From conception to birth: stages of fetal growth for the human baby
• Designing a Fantasy World
• Gaia hypothesis
• Lemegeton (thing)
• How to Talk to Anyone
• Herb and Mushroom Hamburgers (recipe)
• Midsummer passionflower punch (thing)