It's not whether you win or lose, it's where you place the blame.

I'm a minister for the Universal Life Church, and I am a Destiny Manager in my spare time. I play Mao.

• Don't get your scientific panties in a ruffle (er... maybe not)
• The Natural Law (economics of mating--)
• Social proof (woot)
• Human propulsion systems (fancy name for motivation)
• Robobiology (analog intelligence... mathematical models are too complicated for intelligent action)
• Question the question before you contemplate the answer (Why am I such a loser?)
• Behavior Therapy (Freud was an idiot... these people are not)
• Cognitive restructuring (yeh, woot)
• Evolutionary Psychology (irrelevant objections)
• Physics is circular... like psychology is circular..

5 Most Voted-Upon Writeups
3C! Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu 1
March 4, 2003 2
4C! The reemergence of fascism 3
1C! neurolinguistic programming (tied) 4
August 23, 2002 (tied) 4

5 Least Voted-Upon Writeups
1 Claque
2 (tied) Wartburg
2 (tied) Telodendron
2 (tied) generalization
2 (tied) Pacing
2 (tied) 4-tuple
2 (tied) John Grinder
2 (tied) Two dimensional model of innovation
2 (tied) Terrorgruppe

5 Highest Goodness Writeups
3C! The Werther Effect (tied) 1
4C! Carl Jung (tied) 1
2C! United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (tied) 1
1C! Syntactic ambiguity (tied) 1
2C! Working memory (tied) 1
1C! Thought loop (tied) 1
1C! Jung's Psychological Types (tied) 1
1C! Alfred Korzybski (tied) 1
1C! Neuschwanstein (tied) 1
1C! hypothalamus (tied) 1
Broca's Area (tied) 1
1C! Vestibular sense (tied) 1
1C! Psychology of love (tied) 1
Eye accessing cues (tied) 1
2C! Memory retrieval cues (tied) 1
Nystagmus (tied) 1
limbic system (tied) 1
Single-photon emission computed tomography (tied) 1
Creativity (tied) 1
1C! Culture and psychopathology (tied) 1
1C! Virginia Satir (tied) 1
Somatosensory cortex (tied) 1
Systematic desensitization (tied) 1
1C! Love and Awakening (tied) 1
1C! Elementalism (tied) 1
Erich Honecker (tied) 1
Karl Marx and the Socialist Labor Movement (tied) 1
anchor (tied) 1
Diglossia (tied) 1
Punctuation ambiguity (tied) 1
motor cortex (tied) 1
Evolution of language (tied) 1
Fritz Perls (tied) 1
phonological ambiguity (tied) 1
TOTE Model (tied) 1
Magnetoencephalography (tied) 1
1C! Sensation (tied) 1
Lobbyist (tied) 1
Waiting for the Dark, Waiting for the Light (tied) 1
neuroimaging (tied) 1
Don Schrader (tied) 1
Rauchbier (tied) 1
Richard Bandler (tied) 1
ambiguity (tied) 1
Calibration (tied) 1
Saccade (tied) 1
Telodendron (tied) 1
John Grinder (tied) 1
Pacing (tied) 1
Wartburg (tied) 1
Claque (tied) 1

5 Lowest Goodness Writeups
1 Planetary imperative
2 Grinnell College
3 Schloss Arenfels
4 Thought ball
5 (tied) Stahleck Castle
5 (tied) Polkaholics

5 Most Reputable Writeups
3C! Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu 1
1C! neurolinguistic programming 2
3C! The Werther Effect 3
4C! Carl Jung 4
4C! The reemergence of fascism (tied) 5
2C! Communist Party, USA (tied) 5

5 Least Reputable Writeups
1 Planetary imperative
2 Schloss Arenfels
3 (tied) Grinnell College
3 (tied) Polkaholics
3 (tied) Stahleck Castle
3 (tied) Terrorgruppe
3 (tied) 4-tuple
3 (tied) generalization
3 (tied) Two dimensional model of innovation

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