Tangential crackbaby. Spork.

Seriously though, I'.m a resident of the Charlotte NC area. I work at a pretty swell web application development firm. I consume way too much caffeine, listen to a lot of depressing music, and generally make no sense. I'm no longer the King of Unrequited Love. Help! I'm being dethroned!

I can't remember where my home page is. It probably ran away, or is cowering behind the sofa. At any rate, vocoder.org should be up soon. And now you know!