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Sun May 27 2001 at 21:22:07 (7.5 years ago )

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Fri Nov 14 2008 at 22:12:18 (3.8 days ago )

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Foolishness.

motto

Work hard and be nice.

most recent writeup

January 4, 2008

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• soup
• dream guy
• Beer snob
• Riverworld
• bartender
• Decide to clean yourself up
• Sexy motherfucker
• Lies are fun
• Working does not mean thinking
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• bibliophile
• THE LOUD NODE
• fugu
• Fake Plastic Trees
• Ancient Scottish tradition of basing your food on a dare
• Don't Vote!
• customer : good dad
• Copper Starlight
• haircut (thing)
• The future like a corpse in snow
• Aubade
• Crunk
• The girl you fell in love with
• brothaz wit sweatpantz
• Senior Ditch Day
• The entire point of being an adult
• A simple program for complicated people
• Love is a myth (idea)
• Nathan, This Is Unacceptable
• And What Do You Think?
• exceedingly subtle sarcasm
• Nag Champa
• Pre/Trans fallacy
• Indian policies of famous Americans
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• shower partners
• The world breaks everyone
• pillow talk (thing)
• What level do we learn fireball?
• God (idea)
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Zen Story
• Charismatic sociopath
• A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• Objectivist Marriage Vows
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Einstein wasn't religious
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• The Henry Ford approach to friendship-maintenance
• The Grand Inquisitor
• Nuclear war is not dangerous
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
• Frank Zappa: Statement To Congress September 19, 1985
• Pile driver
• stand/alone/bitch
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Letter to Isaac Asimov
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin (idea)
• The undoing of How to cook the perfect steak
• Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
• you lied to me
• Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
• Why you get ice cream headaches
• Crosses scare Jesus
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• tree squid
• I am not hitting on you
• A Smoker's defense, and a request for some courtesy
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Fuck you money
• Geniuses for manual labor
• in case I have forgotten
• New York subway (place)
• Horrific blood-snot nasal explosion
• SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
• How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• punch thyself
• Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• San Francisco Temporal Singularity Hypothesis
• (prayer for the departed) (idea)
• Yurei
• The homosexual agenda (thing)
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• Thank you for not sharing
• tragically straight
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Daily Evil - Monday, October 2nd, 2000 (idea)
• Watching the disk defrag
• That's it. I quit team sanity.
• How to give a hug (idea)
• hot grits (thing)
• The New York Deli Experience (idea)
• Why not go to sleep wherever you want?
• Modern, Minimalist Love Poem
• And Schrödinger Wept.
• Picasso on Stalin's cock
• twinkled sympathetic
• My Conversation in the Grocery Store with a Woman with a Bleached Mullet
• You Must Learn
• Requiem for a Dream (thing)
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• the omelette of insanity
• Hey, faggot! (idea)
• Love Poem to a Cockroach
• Touch the Puppy (idea)
• Ransom note love letter
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The Next Episode
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Brian Eno (idea)
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• Lateralus
• Goth Poetry
• Sitting thirteen at a table
• Emergency Ingredient Substitutions
• A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics (person)
• Subversive Thought for the Day
• The aunt who lets you cuss
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Rapping to Aladdin in Spanish
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Shall I Compare Thee to a Dead Portuguese Man-of-War Lying Bloated on a Polluted Beach?
• Shall I Compare Thee to a Dead Portuguese Man-of-War Lying Bloated on a Polluted Beach? (idea)
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Not pulling a Graduate
• Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
• The George W. Bush "Wassup" ad parody
• A rum drinking demon at tea
• Hollandaise (idea)
• Caesar non supra grammaticos
• The philosophy of colored hair
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Jedi excuse
• Suicide is a permanent solution to a permanent problem
• Politeness is always in order
• customer : nutty nut girl
• E2 Sarcasm FAQ
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• spider camp
• Glass biscuits (thing)
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year (idea)
• Work hard and be nice
• Mom... Dad... I'm MELODRAMATIC!
• Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
• Don't take sex too seriously
• pile of kittens (idea)
• Scratch Pad Viewer
• Wanna buy a duck? (thing)
• amputee (idea)
• Everything's Best Writeups
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• we are shining, broken light across the cold earth
• metamood
• Warning to travellers from an Arab gentleman
• Fred Rogers (person)
• How mages discovered the scientific method
• Rogue scholar
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties
• I seem to be a verb
• How to bind your own book
• Seasoning a cast iron pan
• eyeball martini
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• American alcoholic writer stereotype
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• War Food: How to Make a "Killer" Pasta Gravy
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can (idea)
• A rum drinking demon at tea (idea)
• A mathematical anecdote from an alternative timeline
• Why the world is more beautiful with a creator (person)
• Undead (thing)
• We are all made of stars (idea)
• Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando
• Yous are all f***ing idiots
• Bugs go to JayBonci
• Grief is the price we pay for love
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Strung Out on OK Computer
• How to meet the most girls (idea)
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet! (thing)
• How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers (idea)
• How to open a stuck jar
• Posture (idea)
• 3:24 AM and drinking alone (idea)
• Tuberculosis (idea)
• Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
• Catullus 58
• Killing wasps
• Garlic and Mozzarella Chicken
• Hermann Goering on unpopular wars
• My country is the world, and my religion is to do good (idea)
• Bugs go to JayBonci (idea)
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• Down with this sort of thing!
• That guy (person)
• Obituary for Ronald Wilson Reagan
• The Harriet Tubman Offense (idea)
• Check yourself before you wreck yourself (place)
• Weak security in our daily lives
• A problem ordering beer in San Diego
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• I like you too
• A man has died (person)
• Squid ink pasta with seafood
• jug scull
• Licking eyeballs (idea)
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Wear and abuse as signs of quality
• Whoremonger (definition)
• The Leviathan Penile Counting Machine
• Cultural discrimination in cookery
• There is a Space Between your Shoulders where your wings used to be
• First Position
• Quitting smoking (idea)
• the world is gone, I must carry you
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• velveting the chicken
• Anna (idea)
• accidentally at the market
• reality-based community (thing)
• Slippage (thing)
• boo fuckity hoo
• We all start out innocent and race to lose it. (idea)
• Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. (idea)
• Emotional manipulation of the pet chicken
• March 19, 2007 (idea)
• poetic
• No one can be in two places at once (idea)
• My favourite E2 (essay)
• Work hard. Be strong. (personal)
• Wasp is an insect that has a insatiable desire for sugar.
• Nobody writes poetry about financial security
• On Mojitos, and the Men That Make Them (recipe)
• Stupid Wars (dream)
• How to lie gracefully