thecarp
- user since
- Wed Aug 2 2000 at 19:52:50 (8.3 years ago )
- last seen
- Fri Jun 29 2007 at 01:41:25 (1.4 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 80 - View thecarp's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 2 (Acolyte) / 925
- mission drive within everything
- To add my distinctivness
- specialties
- Tesla Coils, PERL, Linux, misc.
- motto
- Where theres a roll of duct tape, there is a way
- most recent writeup
- Earring Magic Ken
| Hmmm Bio....
Well I was born a Human in the very late 70's. My first clear memory is this dark tunnel with a light....oh wait... I currently work as a System Programmer, and spend most of my day either administering Unix based systems or writting PERL code for those same systems. That and, now, noding. My interests range from building Tesla Coils to pharmacology.Oh, and motorcycling! I bought my first bike this year and I love it. It has become my primary means of locomotion. Nothing quite like the feeling of riding down some nice curving country road on a nice sunny day. Should anyone desire to contact me just shoot an email to sjc-everything@carpanet.net and it should find me wherever I am. Oh and I live in Boston (I love that dirty water) and am always up for meeting new people! Shoot me a mail and ill buy you a drink at the local pub. (assuming its legal to do so...id be just as happy to break out a bowl and smoke some tea too - or not...whatever floats your boat) |
User Bookmarks:
- Welcome to Everything
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea)
- To A Poet A Thousand Years Hence
- Alternate lyrics for "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
- Law of Fives
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Why masturbating with Icy Hot is a bad idea
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar (idea)
- What the hell is an assault monkey?
- Unhealthy views of female sexuality (person)
- Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment policy (idea)
- You, with your timid, half-hearted intimacies (idea)
- Falling out of love with friends (idea)
- Chess Variants (idea)