wh00t
- user since
- Sun Oct 15 2000 at 14:34:06 (8.1 years ago )
- last seen
- Tue Dec 28 2004 at 19:39:26 (3.9 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 51 - View wh00t's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 5 (Crafter) / 4963
- C!s spent
- 147
- mission drive within everything
- Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!
- specialties
- The baby comes and you're all like OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING BABY and then you jump around all scared and shit and then you die because of the baby.
- motto
- Use the rod, beat the child; that's my motto.
- most recent writeup
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
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- No, your isolated anecdote is NOT sufficient proof
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
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- How to drink urine to survive
- Things guys think girls should know
- Frank Zappa: Statement To Congress September 19, 1985
- The most frequently banned books in the 1990s
- Reading a string in C
- Attempting to urinate with an erect penis
- Why can't whites use the word "nigger?"
- Stupid Word Tricks
- I was a homeless bum
- Passport whore
- Why masturbating with Icy Hot is a bad idea
- Things girls think guys should know
- Tales of the Subway
- Reasons I like pornography
- Countries that drive on the left
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why the United States rules
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Words of Advice for Young People
- Virginity, my loss of
- How many chickens?
- The Pizza Chronicles
- How to be a backstabber
- I want a first kiss
- Confessions of a Former Phone Sex Operator
- Ack! I forgot my root password!
- The Power Structure of Everything2
- Types of Everything2 Users
- How to beat a lie detector
- Karla Homolka
- How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
- Farting at Michael Jackson
- Proof that 30 = 29
- I made an old man cry
- real death stories
- Bizarre anti-Semitic interview with Bobby Fischer
- Martin Delacoix of Montreal, Canada
- Dennis Pennis
- The US as a peace broker for Israel and Palestine
- The Everything Portraiture Project
- Black Tie Affair
- You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.
- Eliminate your blind spots
- Beating the Montreal metro system
- The perfect node
- I am a sap
- A Perverse Test
- How to avoid jury duty
- Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- Amuse yourself on public transportation
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps) (idea)
- Reversing the restroom door signs
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- Rape committed by women
- How to get around censorware (idea)
- Toothpicks: Harmless tools useful in maintaining dental hygiene, or HORRIBLE, DEADLY WEAPONS!?
- Quick Linux HD optimization tip
- Recovering a writeup if the browser crashes under Linux (idea)
- Alumni website follies
- How to decode email headers
- Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too? (idea)
- My dog has been stolen
- Carrying a knife through airport security
- Customer Response #5507412A
- Removing CD scratches
- Shoot the monkey
- Steve's Awesome Chocolate Chip Cookies
- Marijuana Tax Act
- What's the problem with CD media?
- We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
- How to mix
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The greatest paper ever written
- Hitler as a great man
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores (idea)
- How unlike tomatoes your testicles hang
- How to open a shrinkwrapped CD
- using Winzip to decode base64
- What would you do with $86,400 a day?
- AFI Top 100 list of thrilling films (thing)
- The killer rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- Vote with your links (idea)
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- Getting a free soft drink anywhere in North America
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