user since

Sat Aug 26 2000 at 20:00:26 (8.2 years ago )

last seen

Fri Nov 14 2008 at 15:26:00 (4.1 days ago )

number of write-ups

189 - View witchiepoo's writeups (feed)

level / experience

9 (Archivist) / 9748

C!s spent

472

mission drive within everything

gorilla fist bump

specialties

givin' 'em the pickle

motto

laugh, love, fuck and drink liquor

most recent writeup

May 20, 2007

User Bookmarks:

• Verbing weirds language
• You are a writer in the sense that a woodpecker is a carpenter
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers
• All the gold you can eat
• Love is the suspension of disgust
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Ursula's Palace
• Ode to the sweaty monkey humping my leg
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• transcendental homelessness
• Captain Beefheart sells Aldous Huxley a vacuum cleaner (idea)
• oblique strategies garden
• Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible (place)
• Let's fuck this donkey
• O Freunde nicht diese Töne
• Italian Easter Pie
• The Snake Eyed Man
• cold women, kept safe (person)
• Anklebitten Support Central
• successful and attractive people love Drama Flakes
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• Your filled nodeshells
• On the Creation of Niggers (review)