xerces
- user since
- Sun Apr 15 2001 at 07:10:11 (7.6 years ago )
- last seen
- Thu Sep 18 2008 at 15:23:53 (2 months ago )
- number of write-ups
- 78 - View xerces's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 5 (Crafter) / 4205
- mission drive within everything
- Node What You Know, Node (mostly) For the Ages
- specialties
- I'm gonna be original and say 'stuff'
- school/company
- choosehosting ltd
- motto
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you...DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- most recent writeup
- 304 Not Modified
User Bookmarks:
- Welcome to Everything
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Java
- Babylon 5
- Leon
- irony
- Haiku
- Starship Troopers
- corporation
- obfuscated perl
- Mac OS X
- Total Annihilation
- anti-commercial commercials
- Bread and Circuses
- Discordian Code
- Kill Your Television
- manga
- Unreal
- MCSE
- Adbusters
- The true rulers of the World
- public key cryptography
- Supertramp
- Emperor Norton
- regular expression
- Final Fantasy
- James Earl Jones
- ultraviolet
- Where do you want to go today?
- Procrastination
- functional communism
- id3
- David Brin
- Anti-Americanism
- Induction
- umop apisdn
- Lorem Ipsum
- Duel of the Fates
- O tempora! O mores!
- My Neighbor Totoro
- Burning of the Libraries of Alexandria
- Perfect Blue
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Two Atoms Walking down the Street
- Mr. Roboto
- The Babylon 5 mantra
- Unbreakable
- push-up
- D'ni
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- the value of pi is changed
- Ancient Scottish tradition of basing your food on a dare
- The difference between science and religion
- God Save the Queen
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Why Unix?
- Lain
- Is Humanism Molesting Your Child?
- Hybrid
- The math Project
- Climbing up the Walls
- Penny Arcade
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- The Ass, the Cock, and the Lion
- The stability of Windows NT
- culture jamming
- stupid consumer warnings
- The Sub-Atomic Physics Project
- Down, not across
- Reticulating splines
- No rexen for the wildcard
- What makes UNIX UNIX?
- Damn Dirty Apes
- I despise ribbon cable
- Modern physics abuse syndrome
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- grammar pet peeves
- Altec Lansing
- Mind the gap
- Rings of the Master
- The Sixth Sense
- Yoko Kanno
- Calling nice Americans Canadians out of politeness
- My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem
- The Great Anime Mind-Fuck Weekend
- alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- Citizen of the Galaxy
- Farmer in the Sky
- Tunnel in the Sky
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- The playing of the following four songs anywhere near a pianist is prohibited
- 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
- One True Brace
- Microsoft time
- Assassination Politics
- Japanese Honorifics
- ports collection
- RSA in 3 lines of perl
- September that never ended
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- You are lost in a maze of twisty little standards, all different (idea)
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
- Clean up after the Baby Boomers
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- Seeing your node in the Random Nodes nodelet
- The Jargon File
- Spivak pronouns
- Single space after a period at the end of a sentence
- Use of Weapons
- ASCII pin-ups of the forties
- assault weapon
- IKEA nesting instinct
- Do not cash the refund check
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- Catbus
- It's so cool to wear Nike
- formulae is the plural of formula
- Forced patriotism
- Dead languages don't change
- The lowest spiritual common denominator
- My brother shit in my pillow (thing)
- Why I love (and why many hate) minimal techno
- English As She Is Spoke (thing)
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- The Unpublished Works of Dr. Seuss
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Hyper-uber-mega-/meta- conspiracy theory
- Theory of Relativity
- Sunday Bloody Sunday
- Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec
- The Coming of Shadows
- War Without End, Part One
- And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place
- Question about infinite monkeys, copyright, and patents
- First They Came for the Jews
- I was promised flying cars
- Evangelion Music
- car alarm
- dot communism
- The birth of leadership, an ASCII pic
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks
- Stupid Word Tricks
- The "My parents suck with computers" node
- WARNING: This site contains language
- catting weird things to /dev/audio
- Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
- Kid Pix
- It feels like my life is out of sync
- you spoony bard!
- kill -9 dueling
- Figure 2.1 The Statistical Value of Human Life
- So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
- Time is money
- The RIAA's dream world
- The repetitive music paradox
- SI prefix jokes
- Gimp is not superior to Photoshop
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- Celtic culture is based on bar bets
- Customer service is a bitch
- Tips for overcoming procrastination
- /dev/cake
- sadoequinecrophilia
- The Big Boffo Book of Daemons
- World's most narrowly useful programming language
- Songs to sing when protesting alongside Communists
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- How not to transmit information faster than light speed
- customer mentality
- The least visited tourist attraction in Dublin (idea)
- Node your homework
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Reheating leftover pizza
- bleeding heart
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him (idea)
- Masamune
- Quotes from sleeping people
- How to rebuild a friendship in three not-so-easy steps
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Inherent impossibility in science fiction time travel
- We're all missing the point on computer security
- limerick vs haiku (idea)
- run levels
- A practical introduction to brainfuck
- L*u*v*
- successful peer to peer filesharing
- Using Pavlovian Theory to classically condition inanimate objects
- Only a simple computer program
- the third word in the English language ending in "gry"
- John Digweed
- Illuminati: New World Order
- E2 node tracker
- The United States election system is designed to exclude ideas
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- Understanding subnets and netmasks
- Watching the disk defrag
- Bread is the staff of the proletariat. Toast is a decadent capitalist luxury.
- Everything Data Pages
- October 24, 2000
- real death stories
- Japlish
- How to convert a Super Nintendo controller to work on the PC
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- The US as a peace broker for Israel and Palestine
- Removing marriage from government recognized relationship contracts (idea)
- How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
- Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
- Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem
- The Borg aren't scary anymore
- International System of Units
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- The OSI Reference Model and TCP/IP
- Sokath, his eyes uncovered
- Darmok
- The Secret to Great Vegetables
- Fairytale of New York
- Christophpher
- Technical Support Request Form
- Trapped in CompUSA (idea)
- If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek
- London's calling, and it's calling you gay
- Riggs Constant
- Flirting with the mail server
- Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
- London's calling, and it's calling you gay (idea)
- Seemingly useless parenthesis in #define macros
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life (idea)
- Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
- We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death
- readable perl contest (thing)
- Visual Studio.NET
- They're made out of meat
- The C++ Programming Language Freakshow
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- The Newbie's Guide to Persuasive Noding (idea)
- Exploitation Now (thing)
- Clichés about the French
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Skimbleshanks: The Railway Cat
- Hellhounds: Panzer Cops
- select-scrolling
- wai
- Building a still (idea)
- George W. Bush on the $200 bill
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Alan Garner
- The Weirdstone of Brisingamen
- Why a good family is a communist family
- DMCA and the politics of copy protection
- Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
- Ayumi Hamasaki
- Useless 3D Software Architecture Diagram
- Industrial Disasters of the Twentieth Century
- Real life applications of mathematics (idea)
- My bathroom is a sensory deprivation chamber (thing)
- Why alcohol is legal and pot is not
- document object model
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- memeome
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- A language is a dialect with an army and a navy
- vote tag
- It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to (idea)
- Knockin' On Heaven's Door
- the first casualty when war comes is the truth
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it (idea)
- Leon (thing)
- Books that will induce a mindfuck (idea)
- Court Citation
- TLS
- A Message To The People Of Earth (idea)
- Activities impossible to do in a dignified manner
- Routing Under Pressure
- RFC 1149 (idea)
- glycylglycylglycylglycylglycine
- Hell March
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- The strawberry myth
- The philosophy of colored hair
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- compressed air as improvised bug spray
- Japanese elevator etiquette
- How to write sex and violence - tastefully
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- I love Klaproth
- A Child's View of the Army (idea)
- Escaflowne the Movie
- Japanese words commonly used in anime
- Using the closest available aerosol product as bug spray
- Microsoft Media Manipulator
- I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people (idea)
- Girls' Sleepovers
- catting weird things to /dev/audio (idea)
- Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
- Findings:
- Web browsing without popup and banner ads
- SelfGOL
- why you should never be a referee
- Japanese Kanji
- The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto
- SSSCA
- Islam's internal conflict (idea)
- Necronomicon (thing)
- The war against terrorism
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome (idea)
- Bush's Orwellian Address
- Zen Buddhist Drinking Game
- Your neighborhood Asian computer store (thing)
- Cooking the perfect bachelor spaghetti
- Naked at 30 below, and loving it (place)
- If you like X, you'll like Y
- Security Systems Standards and Certification Act
- ekranoplan (thing)
- planet stereotype
- Otherness (idea)
- Got any ID please? (thing)
- Mad as Hell about the DMCA
- How to re-IP a server without DNS lossage (idea)
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- How to learn Japanese
- How mages discovered the scientific method
- The Pirates of Dark Water
- How to build a character in fiction
- How to translate a Latin sentence
- E2 is unfriendly to New Order
- The death of Mr. Hooper (idea)
- Physics Problem #3 (thing)
- clockless computing (idea)
- BBC World Service
- HOWTO: Build a lasting peace in the Middle East
- Outlook Virus of the Month club
- xerces' ignorance
- Dead Inside
- The Complete Asian Cookbook
- How the American flag got raped
- Playing in the shower with a balloon (idea)
- Capitalism is not freedom (idea)
- Crystal Caves (thing)
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry. (idea)
- Sept. 11 detention justification falls flat (idea)
- Sausages are vegetables and other anecdotes about vegetarian diet
- The Lord's Prayer: Klingon
- 9/11, Liberty and the American Way
- The quickest way to crash Windows NT/2000/XP
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII (idea)
- Using gzip to do computational linguistics (idea)
- Tempest for Eliza (thing)
- real-time operating system
- Clifton Suspension Bridge
- Ending the Windows vs Linux debate
- .hack//SIGN
- Geburah
- Reibadailty - randomising letters in the middle of words (idea)
- II-V-I progression (thing)
- The City and the Stars
- Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
- Why casinos have an upper limit on bets (idea)
- Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different (idea)
- Why you do not want to work for an Ad Agency (idea)
- Is America a Police State? (idea)
- Japanese Americans (person)
- clientdev: new XML ticker output (idea)
- Hints for bachelors expecting a visit from an intimate lady friend (idea)
- Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan: Statement on the Anniversary of the September 11 Tragedy (idea)
- Also starring a telephone as "The Telephone" (idea)
- UN Human Rights Commission
- E2 Mozilla Chatterbox Client
- Osama bin Laden's "Letter to the American People" (thing)
- Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel (idea)
- Who Would Jesus Bomb? (person)
- The United States should go to war with everyone
- Economic problems in the Roman Empire (idea)
- The Tragedy of the Commons (idea)
- Ironing your trousers (thing)
- Fake gaijin accent (thing)
- Peak oil