Findings:
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- The first time I knew I was different
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- Yellow tells the story of time gone by
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- first time caller longtime listener
- 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- When I was young Time had no wings
- First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- my first time on roller blades
- The First Time I Saw a Person Die
- I remember seeing you for the first time
- To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- Escape and Evasion through the subways of time gone by
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- I was raised by the French government
- A first time for everything
- Adam really was the first man
- Everything: Written and Edited by The World
- The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
- I don't get many things right the first time
- Hidden Message behind the New York Times hacking
- Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
- Cain was the first technologist
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Some time when I was a teenager
- Was There a Time
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Time gone by
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
- Always for the first time
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- My first time in the executive M-noder washroom
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- The first time I flew
- The Microsoft email message to announce the birth of Bill Gates' first child
- the first time I saw my mother cry
- first time in NYC
- For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
- Hot pursuit
- This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
- Don't judge music by the first listen
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- At that time I was taken up with alchemy
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Are personal messages protected by copyright?
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- What was stolen by someone else
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- First Impressions of India by a Nineteenth Century evangelist
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Scotch Divided by Time Equals
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- every secret thing was made by some one
- our first time
- there's a first time for everything
- The first time
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
- Arthur, For the Very First Time
- My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
- A guide for the first time raver
- Everyone falls the first time
- Dungeon Mastering for the first time
- Tips for first time flyers
- The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
- Telling Anna you love her the first time
- The first time I saw her
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- the first time always sucks
- Do it right the first time
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- we meet on the street for the first time every day
- her first time
- The First Two Times I Lost It
- Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
- FIRST STAR IN THE GAME OF LIFE: The Life & Times of Hockey Hero Larry Kwong
- First Times
- There was a time when I was a better person
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
- Tips for Reading James Joyce's Ulysses For the First Time
- Different reasons
- Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
- As Time Goes By
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- There was a time before
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- Before Time Was
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- She was locked in time
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Down By Law
- division by zero error
- by any means necessary
- Proof by contradiction
- Poetry written by teenagers
- The Attack by Fire
- Death by Water
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- seduction by grammar (user)
- Paradox by the Dashboard Light
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- RFC 602
- The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
- integration by parts
- Naughty by Nature
- inspiration by misreading
- Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
- The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
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