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• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Back when grunge was still cool
• some say he was never here at all
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• He was found
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• He Was a Crook
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When I was young Time had no wings
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• At least he was gentle
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• he was a punk poet himself
• All he left her was alone
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He Was Only Joking
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• That's Just How He Was
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• More than he was willing to give
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• making certain he was touching her
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I was once young and had a home
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• /but what was the question?
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• he had a dream
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• King George he had a Date
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Back when our blood was still warm
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• i thought i was special, but it was you

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