Findings:
- What do you need, and how might I help?
- why tickling yourself doesn't work
- Illness limits but doesn't define
- Help people who need help
- She doesn't need you, she wants you.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
- HELP NEEDED!!!!
- the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- the river doesn't need a name to drown you
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
- i need help (user)
- need help (user)
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- What the IRS doesn't need to know
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Truth doesn't need to shout
- Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
- She doesn't need me anymore
- seek ye not knowledge, but understanding
- The help you need
- atriumjake needs your help (document)
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- mom in need of help! (user)
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- you need help
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- But who codes the coders?
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- butt set
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- anti-abortion but pro-choice
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Monkey Butt!
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- General Butt Naked
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
- It hasn't been so long, but
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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