Findings:
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Though you can tell me
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- can u c me i guess n (user)
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- Fuck me boots
- Can You Hear Me?
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Tell me about your faith
- This is my truth tell me yours
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- You never can tell
- no power in the verse can stop me
- Fuck me till I fart
- fuck you pay me
- You can see right through me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Don't tell me everything
- Someone please kill me
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- The Library Book
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- can you show me where this came from?
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- My first comet
- tell me the truth
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Tell me a story about rains
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Tell me another lie
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- Only Jesus can judge me
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Can you hear me knocking?
- You can tell a Marine
- You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
- You Can Count on Me
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- can you get enough of me?
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Nothing can stop me now
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
- Tell me a story about elephants
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Tell me about your secret places
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Why tell me that?
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Someone to Watch over Me
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- You tell me this is God?
- when strangers tell me to smile
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- Tell Me What
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
- If you can catch me, you can keep me
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- you never can tell with bees
- Can You Fill Me In?
- old books can tell more than one story
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- A very mean bar trick
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- No Rack Can Torture Me
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- I can feel you forgetting me
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- Can You Take Me Back
- u can go suck a fuck (user)
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
- I can feel the radiation... changing me...
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- How to tell she's good looking
- Can you hear me flailing
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- I can no longer tell you
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Fuck me harder
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Can you show me?
- She Fucks Me
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- fuck me and marry me young
- Fuck me
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- Tell me a story about trains
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- Collision avoidance technique
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- Catch Me If You Can
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