Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Dearest Christian, I'm So Very Sorry For Bringing You Here. Love, Dad."

• I'm so sorry
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Why I love Pascal so much
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
• We love you very much
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• And so, we made sweet love with the weather
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• You, standing
• I'm glad you're here.
• It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
• I'm Still Here
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• The night is uneventful, and so here I sit
• I'm not very cool
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• So. Central Rain
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• It is the uncertainty of life-threatening moments that I so dread, and so love
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• A Love So True
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• i've worked very hard to become so
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• so sorry (user)
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• I'm Not Sorry
• You're so come here go away
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm just here for the candy
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• Sorry, I don't work here
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• i'm here. are you here?
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm sorry
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm falling in love with you
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm so tough
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• I'm not old enough to love you
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
• I'm Not In Love
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• What it's like to be in love
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Friday, I'm in love
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• feline allergies
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• Bringing Home the Unconventional Bacon
• very funny money handler
• Christian Reformed Doctrine
• Christian Hayes
• Christian martyr
• Christian Death
• Christian Science
• Christian view of the Big Bang
• A Christian viewpoint on existentialism
• Christian sheep
• Rice Christian
• The Christian Serpent
• The Christian God and Particle Physics
• Christian Wolff
• Beyond Belief: Christian Arguments for God's Existence
• Christian challenge
• Christian Mythology
• Hans Christian Ørsted

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