Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Department of Indeterminate Eternity, dealing with ghosts, lost souls, and sentient beings with no preset afterlife arrangements. Nobody will admit to making up the acronym."

• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Making up (stories) for lost time
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• My cup of coffee is cooling down while my soul is warming up
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Two Lost Souls Swimming in a Fish Bowl
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• 100 miles, 100 years and millions of lost souls
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I will fight no more
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Lost Souls
• Z^n admits no bounded harmonic function
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Making kids is free. The rest will cost you.
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• If No One Will Love Me
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• no soul (user)
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• Just another moment lost in eternity
• being set up for a life lived entirely inside the hall of mirrors
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• You will lose everything you love making your point
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• I am not making this up
• Little Lost Soul (user)
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• God has no free will
• I will Linux no more forever
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• There will be no more stories to read
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• I will fear no evil
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• up to NO GOOD (user)
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Ruminations on being lost in a foreign country as a young boy
• will our souls remember where we said we'd meet?
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Human beings will believe anything
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• Come, Holy Ghost, Our Souls Inspire
• Give Up the Ghost
• up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
• Ghosts and the Meaning of No
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• No Love Lost
• Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
• The City of Lost Souls
• Two lost souls trying to find each other
• Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
• Making up with Tru
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• Ain't No Making It
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Californians have no soul
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• I will fight no more forever
• Don "No Soul" Simmons
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• If you will it, it is no legend
• They grow up. No one told me.
• No I will not fix your computer
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• no soul at all (user)
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• nobody will let me start a country
• No, I will not download your stinking, worthless, spyware-riddled blob of digital excrement that you call an "app"
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• I will node no more forever
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• Monsters will save my soul
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Kick up dust in the ruins of each other's souls
• I will eat your soul
• Nobody Will Play the Grand Piano
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Acronym (user)
• Acronyms and Abbreviations
• Aviation Acronyms & Mnemonics (category)
• Admit
• Afterlife with Archie
• The Game Show Priest's Botched Afterlife Interview
• From Death to the Afterlife
• Arrangement
• Flexible Sunday comic panel arrangement
• This disgusting arrangement, time and the end
• World of Being
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being alone
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt

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