Findings:
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- My first comet
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Tell me a story about plains
- never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- The Old Man and his Grandson
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Tell me a story about cranes
- A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
- See a man about a dog
- See a man about a horse
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- Could man be drunk for ever
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- Did it ever make you cry ?
- Talk about the weather
- Tell me a story about trains
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Talk About Suffering
- We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Story about a man
- What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- The Man and His Wife
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- A man's got to know his limitations
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- How Man creates his Gods
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- Tell me a story about elephants
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- So why talk about politics now
- O tell me the truth about love
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- Tell me about my contradictions
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Tell me a story about drains
- Don't tell me about her
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Tell me a story about rains
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- what we talk about when we talk about Punk
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- Man, what the fuck, I did EVERYTHING for you!
- i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
- All you ever did was let it happen
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- Have you ever made a just man?
- i played the last game of chess a man ever played
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- The bravest man I've ever known
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- The Man With the Child in His Eyes
- Blind man tying his shoes
- Kissing a man all over his face
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- A man and his own face
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Tell me about your secret places
- Tell me about your faith
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Tell me a story about flowers
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- We don't talk about those sorts of things
- Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
- Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- Things nobody tells you about the south pole
- Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- What everyone should know about the first man in space
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Tell me a story about clouds
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Let's talk about that
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- What I talk about when I talk about running
- Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
- Talk About the Passion
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- When to talk about religion
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Tell me a story about mains
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- What school debating society taught me about politics
- Can We Talk About This?
- Talk to your dermatologist about...
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- I want to hear about his day in person
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- did you ever wonder (user)
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- small intimate talk about nothing
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
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