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- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
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- Swimming pool injury
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- Do I stay or run away?
- You, standing
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- any way, shape or form
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- By hook or by crook
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- Put up or shut up
- You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- YA protagonist, or: Where the hell is any responsible adult
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- whispers circles into my neck by soft fingers
- Do or do not, there is no try
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
- Do It or Die
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- calling into the void, is it more frightening to hear a response, or nothing?
- Why people put quotes around words on signs
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- Portland, Oregon
- by any means necessary
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- or
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- What to do if you sever your finger
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- Bad command or file name
- Trick or treat
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- and/or
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- RFC 2325
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Fossils were put there by God
- male or female
- Your place or mine?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- To be or not to be
- 54-40 or fight!
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- My country, right or wrong!
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
- put in by an Indian
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Any Mick'll Do
- Get the finger put on
- Why do you insist on using a P.S. in an e-mail?
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- Dead or Alive
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- Man... or Astro-man?
- Bobby Orr
- Subtitled or Dubbed?
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- For Better or For Worse
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- Red or Blue Pill
- A Jared by any other name
- Heaven or Las Vegas
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- Queen or country?
- Truth or Dare
- Our way or the highway
- Skate or Die
- I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- By my balls, I do swear.
- What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
- spiders survive water by curling into a ball and trapping a bubble of air
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- DOS Devices
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
- Do not look into laser with remaining eye
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Put the finger on
- Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
- Glen or Glenda
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Exclusive Or
- Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
- Her raised middle finger came into focus
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
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