Findings:
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Stoned music memories
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Don't lick stuff when it's cold
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- When I get mad I throw harder
- Rape committed by women
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- We get too tense when we drive
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- When I Get Low I Get High
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- You just don't get it
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- don't rely on us to get you high
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- You don't get a song
- People don't flail when they die
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- When I get like this
- don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- emotions others don't get to see
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- I don't get many things right the first time
- I don't get it
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I don't want to get over you
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Things to do when technology gets here
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
- I'll get there when I get there
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- When did the World get so old?
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
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