Oh my doctor's tried to tell me
Saturated fats are clogging up my heart
Every time my gal cooks dinner
I just stuff my face as I've done from the start.
Every little thing she cooks with bacon
Everything she makes is oh so good
Even though my belly is expanding
I so adore my sweetie's food!
I resolve to lose some weight
Every New Year's Day
Get a new gym membership
And sweat the pounds away.
But my love of bacon foils me
Long before I reach the club
Long before my knees have failed me
Must I always be a chub?
Every little thing she cooks with bacon
Everything she makes is oh so good
Even though my belly is expanding
I so adore my sweetie's food!
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