Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Have you ever wanted someone to work for you so badly that you kidnapped them?"

• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• So you want to be evil
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• all she ever wanted
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• How could you ever have enough?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• You, standing
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• So you don't have to
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I used to have so many dreams
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• All that I am and ever want to be
• So you want to quit Everything2
• My generic "So you want to learn Linux..." speech
• Australian Public Service
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• So you want to wear a Trench Coat?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• People want what they cannot have
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• i have been burning for so long
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Blue-eyed people do so have souls
• if you want to get rid of her, you have to stop feeding her
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Why do we treat them so well?
• It's so crazy it just might work
• we have a lot of work to do
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• So you want to be a DJ?
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• So you want to be a star?
• So you want to be a waitress
• I Want You (She's So Heavy)
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• So you want to write your own Wiki?
• So you want to start a webzine
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• So your kids want a pet
• I don't want to fall so easily
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you ever thought
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• the only comfort we could ever have
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• The saddest place I have ever been
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Why I want to have children
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have lost many things, so many
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I want to have your abortion
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• All I ever wanted to be
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I want to have known
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Don't work at a golf course
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?

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