Findings:
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- The day he gave me a lift
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- He that is not with me is against me.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Ask Me Why
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- he who (user)
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Ask me about Loom
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- Jesus He Knows Me
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- I won't ever understand me
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- They asked me to write a letter
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- He taught me how to smoke
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Dischord Recording Artists
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Somebody once asked me...
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- He brings me books like flowers
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- He Who Is Death
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- he calls me girly (user)
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
- He who has ears, let him hear
- He called me Sarah once
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- what he carried from here to Okinawa
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- he that is not with me is against me
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- let me ask (user)
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
- It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- Ask Me Anything
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I asked her not to forget me
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He loves me, he loves me not
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- He who controls the past controls the future
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He Hate Me
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- he calls me monster
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- she, he, and me
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
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