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• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• sorry, hes cold (user)
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• he had a dream
• He had something to say. He said it.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• King George he had a Date
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• When the crown becomes too heavy for the head of the czar he still won't be allowed to remove it
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• he smokes like a cello plays
• I married him because he was not mean
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• He never looked back
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• he is too shy to write his tale
• Rape committed by women
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Back to Before
• A game to play with friends, cars, and quarters
• Get back to where you once belonged
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Back of a Car
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• The Get Back project
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I hope I die before I get old
• How to get rid of a cold
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Preparing your car for cold weather
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• The strangeness of seeing another car on a late night back road
• got to get to you the orphanage is closing in an hour
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• He said, expecting the answer no
• s/he
• He
• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Get back to me
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• I've had you here before
• Not too far back in time
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Before I realized I couldn't cure you
• before either of us had to turn away
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Amidala Got Back
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• he who (user)
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• he/she
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Baby Got Back
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• car back seat
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• Back to the Cold
• "Because it's cold"
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because I couldn't
• Because I Got High
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I hope I get old before I die.
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Football, Meat Pies, Kangaroos, and Holden Cars
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• How to get hit by a car
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• too cold to snow
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Get under the bed
• Got to Get You into My Life
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• How to avoid a car accident
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• We get too tense when we drive
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• What happens when you get too lonely

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