Findings:
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Something I Can Never Have
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How to find something which has been lost
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- we can get along even though we disagree
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- my body over something small and warm, in my arms a delicate piece of the world
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- There is something we can do
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- Invest only money you can afford to lose.
- Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- You have to return something if it's borrowed
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- Verizon should spend more time fixing its network and less money on lawyers dot com
- a small piece of something too big to grasp
- Can I have a light?
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Something that may have changed my life...
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Bitch Better Have My Money
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- I have no money and I must pay
- your eyes are a freight-liner which i am coated in a thick glaze of honey and amazement, darkness
- passion is far more important than money
- Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- Things which money cannot buy
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Which, in retrospect, is a bit small of him.
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- at least i saved something important
- All the Pain Money Can Buy
- If you can say something nice, do
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- You too can spend four years
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- can you imagine having to spend the rest of eternity in Illinois?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
- Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
- Money can buy happiness
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
- Farmers can grow dates and even bananas
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Something Even Better
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- If you have a penis, this is important information!
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- You, standing
- Sex in a small car
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- It must have rained or something
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- can of corn
- Star Wars Pepsi Cans
- discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- canned laughter
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Smoking can kill you
- can control
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