Findings:
- How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
- How King Siggeir wedded Signy, and bade King Volsung and his son to Gothland
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
- How Amtrak lost my business
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- How Helgi, the son of Sigmund, won King Hodbrod and his Realm, and wedded Sigurn
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- How to get lost
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- How the West Was Lost
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- how Wiener found his way home
- How Pac-Man got his name
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- How Man creates his Gods
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- Using your tongue to tie a knot in a cherry stem
- How to find something which has been lost
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to recover a lost FreeBSD root password
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Finding a lost contact lens
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How I lost my shoes at Ozzfest
- Giving a cat oral medication
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- Lost in Boston?
- his own tongue (user)
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- How the King Changed His Mind
- alligator clip
- albino alligator
- Alligator wrench
- alligator snapper
- The Alligator King
- Alligator soup
- magic baby alligator
- Alligators All Around
- Alligators in New York City sewers
- Alligator People
- alligator shoes
- Alligator Alley
- Alligator skin paper
- alligator boots and cocaine popsicles
- Bedford, the Bedford Lake Alligator
- The Alligator People
- it's a cold night for alligators
- Big-Lipped Alligator Moment
- Driving Home on Alligator Alley in Fire Season
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- his
- The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
- His hips know the original dance
- On His Blindness
- Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
- His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
- The General in his Labyrinth
- Spinning in his grave
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- too big for his britches
- His girlfriend
- The Fisherman and His Nets
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
- Touch the Hem of His Garment
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- Atom and His Package
- Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Brazier and His Dog
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Man and His Wife
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- pull the steel wool over his eyes
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- His Royal Highness
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- To His Coy Mistress
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Let the earth hear his voice
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
- An Irish Airman foresees his Death
- The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
- Innocent contact with his flesh
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- Johnny Got His Gun
- Von Kempelen and his Discovery
- The Fisherman and his Soul
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
- Toward his impossible light
- God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
- His 'N' Hers
- My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
- Bless his Heart
- The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
- the moile with the clocks in his window
- The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- Kissing a man all over his face
- up his own arse
- Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
- In His Own Image
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- It trips off the tongue
- When the foeman bares his steel
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- I saw his round mouth's crimson
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- Valediction to His Book
- In the Springtime of His Voodoo
- Eli Whitney and his Patent
- Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
- Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
- The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- Forgetting his life away
- I went to visit his grave
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- His Flames Are Joys
- And in His Brave Court
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- his throbbing manhood
- His chocolate stained lips
- and then his words silenced my noisy thought
- The Little Boy and his Dogs
- To Each His Own
- Sokath, his eyes uncovered
- I cried in his arms
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Requiem for What's His Name
- We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
- lawnjart spills his guts to the press
- His Toniness
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
- From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- His Desire
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- His Fraudulency
- A Boy and His Blob
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- Spike Jones and his City Slickers
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