Findings:
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- She Had to Be Sure
- I am more than the impulse to be seen
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- The eye contact game
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- Smarter than the average bear
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- Be something... be anything other than this
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- To be noble in an average life
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- even yoda considered giving up
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- You're too good to be human
- What I want to be when I grow up
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Look siad me Be like me
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Rebeca Martinez
- Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- Human Consciousness could be Immortal
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
- We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- More to be pitied than scolded
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Avoid contact with the eyes.
- eye contact
- you won't be more gone than you are now
- Eye contact at a distance
- Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
- just to have some human contact
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- Be a model or just look like one
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Peace be upon him
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- you had to be there
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
- What can be better than that?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- play dumb
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- She was too beautiful to be human
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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