Findings:
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- Starving in the greenhouse
- like you're blind but still can see
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- we can give up, but the world never will
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- I'd just as soon be a ghost
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- But What About the Property Damage?
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- We Can Be Together
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- but you wanna be bad
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Fifteen words about butt kicking
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- we can all just be around other people
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- Hot pursuit
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Big Book Chapter Three: More About Alcoholism
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
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