Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'd kinda been hoping it would have gotten better in the thirty seconds since I'd looked"

• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd better stop writing
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• you have never been safe
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• What have you been smoking?
• Astro City #5
• I would like to have emotions
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I know I have been dreaming
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• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• What pornos would have us believe
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Could I Have Been?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I could have been Canadian
• Movies that should have been books first
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• What Might Have Been
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• worse things have happened to better people
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• i have been burning for so long
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• You stole what they would have given you
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I have just been shot
• AES may have been broken
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I've been smoking ever since
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It's been years since we were born
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Have you been a dad today?
• Since U Been Gone
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I look better when I am wet
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• He's been places they have not.
• I could have been one of a two
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• Second city is better theory
• Penis size and impregnation
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Since I've Been Loving You
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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