Findings:
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- I'm Just Me (user)
- The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- Annie Get Your Gun
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Get Behind Me Satan
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- (Come get me).
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Me and a Gun
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Break me. I'm elated.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Get off the gun
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Liberal get your gun
- You're Gonna Get Yours
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Please please please let me get what I want
- "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
- can you get enough of me?
- Get it off me!
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- Get back to me
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- The things that get me (barely) through
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
- me or the gun
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Gravity really gets me down
- get off me
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- How to get it
- get
- As Good as it Gets
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- The early bird gets the worm
- Get In Shape Girl
- The nails needles and screws within me
- Get Smart
- Get the fuck out of my office
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- Get under the bed
- Get Real
- get a clue
- Get a real computer!
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Craving a smoke
- An angel gets its wings
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Get rich quick
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- The second mouse gets the cheese
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