Findings:

• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Being a dickhead
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• just a guy (user)
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Just a guy on a horse
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• just a nice guy (user)
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• well hung young guy (user)
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• Not just a happy ending
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Well, actually
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm just a bill
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Rape committed by women
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Why I don't wear cologne
• Things That Don't End Well
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I just don't know when to quit.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• The Happy Guy
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm the Bad Guy
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Somehow it's all connected. I just don't know how.
• I'm not very cool
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm just here for the candy
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I don't feel very proud
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• why don't you just?
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• don't wear your heart on the soles of your feet
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• You just don't get it
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• You just cut that guy off
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile

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