Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm exhausted. Anyone with the balls to kill me can have all my stuff."

• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm All You Can Think About
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• My paintings are all I have
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Catch Me If You Can
• I will kill you if I can
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Long Haired Preachers
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I must have waited all my life for this
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• One letter can make all the difference
• Can you hear me flailing
• Though you can tell me
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• All For Me Grog
• All I can do
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• Being a dickhead
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• All the fairies have gone
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• All of Me
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Nothing can stop me now
• Smoking can kill you
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Something I Can Never Have
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• All around me
• We are all we have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• all your faults in me
• Where have all the poets gone?
• All cats have nine tails
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• And All That Could Have Been
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• tell me all your reasons
• when all the white horses have broken free
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• All the Stuff and More...
• You will not remember me at all
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• we can all just be around other people
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• We Can all Die Like This
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• All I have left to lose
• All the empty things disguised as me
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• all your monsters come to me
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• all living things must above all else have hope
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• show me what the world is all about
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind

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