Findings:
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- I'm glad you're here.
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- I'm Still Here
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- kick ass
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- My mom kicks ass
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to fight and kick ass
- The Wild Colonials
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Canada Kicks Ass
- Kick Ass Oat Bread
- I came out here to remember it all
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'm seeing a pattern here
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- all the way up Reagan's ass
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
- i'm here. are you here?
- Blow it out your ass it's Veruca Salt
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Here All Alone in Silence
- Kicking ass
- We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- half-assed
- After the flood all the colors came out
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Getting Your Ass In Gear: A Musical Guide
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- The Ass and the Frogs
- The Ass and the Horse
- Rat's ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Ass and the Charger
- pull out all the stops
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Weird-ass exam technique
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Bust Ass Falls
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
- The Golden Ass
- bad ass (user)
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Covering your ass
- The Ass and His Driver
- Up Your Ass
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and His Masters
- jawbone of an ass
- Big Ass Truck
- The Horse and the Ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- The Goat and the Ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- The color of an ass on the run
- How to wipe your ass
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Ass Pain
- Kerr's Ass
- Big Ass Ham
- How do you love your ass?
- Ass and potpourri
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- The Obscene Ass
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Sitting on your ass
- Run your ass
- My first smart ass comment
- The Paddling of the Swollen Ass With Paddles
- asses (user)
- Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
- Duck's ass
- Cool ass babe
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Whoop Ass
- ass
- sorry ass
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass and the Old Shepherd
- The Lion, the Fox, and the Ass
- The Ass and His Shadow
- swamp ass
- Kiss my ass
- Asses of Fire
- She threw out all my letters
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- Your ass is indefensible
- Persian wild ass
- Piece of ass
- Red Ass
- Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- bad ass
- my ass, your face
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- Ass like a chicken
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- wiping ass
- Spare Ass Annie
- The "ass" jellybean
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