Findings:

• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• He's Able
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• what he carried from here to Okinawa
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• i'm flying from a fire
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• he/she
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• Making alcohol from a watermelon
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• He
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• he who (user)
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• Redo from start
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• I'm From New Jersey
• Making a smoker from a used oven
• How to make money from the internet
• water from a fish tank makes your cannabis grow faster
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• He said, expecting the answer no
• a museum piece from the start
• You've got to be kidding me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Making a flame appear from your hand
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.

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