Findings:

• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• I have seen the elephant
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• I've Seen Your Picture
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Dali knew elephants and monsters that Bukowski never drank away
• One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• I've Seen Everything
• I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Ski piss
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• I've Seen It All
• I've never
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• Elephant Memory Systems
• Elephant
• Elephant penis joke
• elephant graveyard
• pink elephant
• white elephant
• Elephant and Castle
• African elephant
• Indian elephant
• Sea elephant
• I Seen Footage
• Water elephant
• The Fifth Elephant
• Elephants, Grapes & Pickles
• The Lion, Jupiter, and the Elephant
• elephant gun
• Tell me a story about elephants
• elephant seal
• Drawbacks of the use of elephants as assault weapons
• Misuse of Elephant Telephones
• Surah 105 The Elephant
• hamsters named elephant
• Elephant Sanctuary in Hohenwald, Tennessee
• elephant wire
• Melancholy Elephants
• The Elephant Man
• Are you real elephants?
• elephant ears
• Jumbo the Elephant
• Elephant Walk
• Elephants can't jump
• elephant lizard
• elephants are contagious
• The Blind Men and the Elephant
• Jade Elephant
• white elephant sale
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• The Elephant
• Undercover Elephant
• social reality (and cute elephants)
• Audrey and the Elephant
• Year of the Elephant
• Thomas Edison Electrocutes an Elephant
• The Elephant Elevator Operator
• The Elephant Dance
• Elephant's foot
• See the elephant
• How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
• The Elephant and Wheelbarrow
• Asian elephant
• Stegodont Elephant
• Elephant Woman
• The Elephant Riders
• Elmer the Safety Elephant
• Elephant garlic
• The Pink Elephant Effect
• War elephant
• Fish and Elephant
• Elephant Rocks
• The Elephant Vanishes
• How many elephants
• The Democratic donkey and the Republican elephant
• Elephant Parade
• Lucy the Margate Elephant
• elephant (user)
• how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
• Elephant's Gerald
• Pad elephant
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• White Elephant (user)
• Hills Like White Elephants
• Elephant jokes
• Elephant Bird
• Elephants Dream
• Elephant grass
• war elephant (user)
• Dreaming Elephants
• How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
• Elephant in the room
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• Shooting An Elephant
• paper elephants
• a thousand years on the backs of paper elephants
• North African Elephant
• Cage The Elephant
• The blind men eating the elephant in the room one bite at a time
• Imagine there is no elephant
• elephant funeral
• looking at an elephant through a kaleidoscope
• Water for Elephants
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• I've Got a Secret
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Burl Ives
• I've got the Internet
• Things that I've overheard
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Jobs I've Had
• Things I've yet to fully learn
• Neatest trip I've had
• I've got a little list
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've switched to hand-rolled cigarettes
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Since I've stopped watching TV
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Things I've learned from Everything
• of all the things i've lost..
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I've been a woman for too long
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• I think I've forgiven her
• I Feel I've Melted
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• The bravest man I've ever known
• David Ives
• I've lost you
• I've Been Tired
• I've developed a new skill
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• The time I've lost in wooing
• The Wild Colonials

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