Findings:
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- love like you don't need the money
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I Don't Believe in Love
- I don't believe in Forever
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- As You Like It III.ii
- What pornos would have us believe
- Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
- I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- As You Like It III.i
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- I don't see like you
- I don't believe in ghosts
- Why I don't like enlightenment
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- we are finite creatures. if we act selfishly, what have we accomplished?
- Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- You don't have to remember my name
- she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
- Never believe your users
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- As You Like It I.i
- As You Like It I.ii
- As You Like It I.iii
- As You Like It II.i
- As You Like It II.ii
- As You Like It II.iii
- As You Like It II.iv
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- At night, she still believes in him
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I don't have a television set
- A reason to drink
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't like the drugs
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't believe the things you are saying are true
- As You Like It II.vii
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Work like you don't need the money
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Work like you don't need the monkey
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
- Why don't I have votes today?
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- you don't love like a cold-weather man
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I don't like grass
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Act like you know
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- You don't have any real problems
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- As You Like It II.vi
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- I don't believe in people
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I don't believe in anything
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- As You Like It II.v
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- I don't believe in falling in love
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Don't Believe the truth
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- You don't believe in evolution?
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- I believe you have my stapler
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- she wants to believe
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- I Don't Like Mondays
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Baptist jokes
- I don't like moving.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't like the looks of those teenagers
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Cats don't have brakes
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't think I like your system
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Stoned music memories
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Problems with E2 user poetry
- I don't like my smile
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- don't believe everything you read on the internet
- Think globally, don't act.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- If you don't like it, leave
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- So you don't have to
- I don't think I like love
- Don't mope, act!
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