Findings:
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Names I have acquired over the years
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- Astro City #5
- Yes! I am a long way from home.
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- a hundred years is not enough
- I am not fool enough to wish for wings
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- They have taken enough
- Books I have bought for next year
- In recenp inpernapional news, tanic is paking over phe Anglosthere as ip attears phap phe leppers T and P have exchanged tlaces wiph each opher
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- Shoo, you. I am over yr charm.
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- make sure you have enough room to flap your flappers
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Scrotum From The Year 4000 (user)
- a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
- I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- When you know things are just meant to be
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Am I asleep? Have I slept?
- this is not over and I am not dead
- I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
- Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
- Have I mentioned I am gay today?
- I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I have had enough of Survivor
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- How to have an out of body experience
- How could you ever have enough?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Tended Phoenix years from secret lair
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- 20 Years in the Dakota
- the lunatics have taken over the asylum
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- I have crossed over the geek girl line
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
- To A Poet A Thousand Years Hence
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- Twenty years and the Spring is over
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- The year of Chilean sea bass is officially over
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- I am eighteen years old
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- 20 Years and Twelve Iron Novembers: Thanks for Everything2
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Khaled Islambouli
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- From the Earth to the Moon: 20: Attack and Riposte
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Am I dying? Have I died?
- i am both removed from it, and a part of it
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
- 20 Years of Dischord
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Learning from experience
- We reserve the right to learn from experience
- We have had enough of your beige
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- 240 human years are experienced every second on earth
- Stoned music memories
- A View from the Year 3000
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- 2:00 AM philosophy
- The English curriculum from the perspective of a middle school student
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- What I have learned from being fired
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
- Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- The revolution is over, and we have lost
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- You have no power over me
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- Google's 20 year Usenet archive
- September 20, 1999
- January 20, 2000
- 2 Samuel 20
- 1 Kings 20
- The Antichrist: Chapter 20
- WoOz: 20 The Dainty China Country
- Unicode 2.0
- The Year of the Linux Desktop
- The Swank Tiger (sonnet 20)
- June 20, 2000
- Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 20
- Tao Te Ching 20
- Why 20 multicolor floppies = 25 red floppies = 30 gray disks in price
- Revelation 20
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