Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I am making shit up here, don't be fooled. And btw Heroes premieres soon. that has nothing to do with this, though"

• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I am not making this up
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• what am i here to do?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• As I Am Now So You Must Be
• It will be good when I am leader
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• I fear I will be nothing
• I am here to give you room I am here for your room I am your
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• but here I am
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I still supplicate myself in desperation for judgment and am met with nothing but forgiveness.
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• what it takes to be a fool
• Here Be Dragons
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• It is better to be thought a fool
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• Here Be Monsters
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Do not speak. I am in music.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• I am done making your heartaches my passion
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• darling, i am here for you
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• Don't Be Afraid
• I am so clean I am so filthy I am so hollow I am so full of shit
• I am nothing in the presence of a god
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• To do is to be
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Soon to be off the air
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be Here Now
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• Here be Cows
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Here I am World
• I don't want to be alone
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up

If you Log in you could create a "I am making shit up here, don't be fooled. And btw Heroes premieres soon. that has nothing to do with this, though" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.