Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."

• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Just give him the damned fish
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I have no faith in your God
• You're not from around here, are you?
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• god damn the sea (user)
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Linux for the common person
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Penis size and impregnation
• A God Damn Robot Christmas
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• God damned sons of bitches
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• The kind of gods that crawl out of the rubble of a shattered place, full of shadow and sadness and obsession
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Common Courtesy
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• To Love is to Reach God
• I have the power of God and anime on my side!
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You're never around when I need you
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• God Damn it!
• would you place bets on my heart
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• God Damn Robot, Episode I: The Phantom Mess
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• How to not give a fuck
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• People have fucked up before
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Only her hands would give her away
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• fuck around and find out
• For God's sake, just have another election
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• it's God's work to have us fail
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Morrison's Lament
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• The Common Room of the Gods
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• Courtesy between gods and mortals
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• The differences are marginal compared to what we have in common.
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I hate this god damn robot
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• Even if god is just a monkey's dream, it's a dream worth coming true.
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I am the god of fuck!
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Fuck your god
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Considerations Regarding Proposals to Give Legal Recognition to Unions Between Homosexual Persons
• What would you give your left arm for?
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Give a flying fuck
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I have to catch myself around you
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• What Would God Do?

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