Findings:
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- No, I don't have channel 11
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Baptist jokes
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- Capitalize, please
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Stoned music memories
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- So you don't have to
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- A reason to drink
- I don't believe in anything
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- It don't mean anything moves
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I don't have a television set
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- You don't have to remember my name
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- You don't have any real problems
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't have the time
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- you don't have to do this
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Rage Against The Machine
- Litany Against Beer
- Up against the wall, motherfucker
- other Rocks Against, back in the day...
- Against
- I will spit the blue flame and hurl my glass against the wall
- Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
- Ska Against Racism
- against the wall
- So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
- Our Position Against Suicide
- Evolutionary pressure against being evil
- spindly arms against a sea of light
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- Against Stupidity, the Gods Themselves Contend in Vain
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- The League Against Tedium
- A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand
- Giving our kids something to rebel against
- Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
- The International Tribunal on Crimes Against Women
- An Argument Against the Abolishing of Christianity
- Direct Action against Homophobia
- running 'Strings' against the Mac OS X kernel
- Throw it against the wall and see if it sticks
- Two Against Nature
- Artists Against Piracy
- A Fit of Rhyme Against Rhyme
- partying against the darkness
- Against Interpretation
- Evolution is iterative feedback against the Second Law of Thermodynamics, motherfucker
- The significance of white jet trails against the blue/pink sky
- vote against
- It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Ego up against the wall
- archy speaks out against killing the poor
- A program of covert action against the Castro regime
- Human Education Against Lies
- one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
- Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
- United Nations World Conference Against Racism
- Headbangers Against Disco
- The war against terrorism
- Barbara Lee's statement against HR 64
- Summary of evidence against Osama bin Laden in 9/11 terror attacks
- Curse against book stealers
- What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
- Muslims Against Terrorism
- September 11 attacks and the War Against Terrorism
- Born Against
- Criminal Code of Canada - Part II Offences Against Public Order
- Criminal Code of Canada - Part IV Offences Against the Administration of Law and Justice
- Summary of the proposed final judgment against Microsoft
- If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
- How to survive against humans
- How to survive against zombies
- Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII Offences Against the Person and Reputation
- Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII.2 Offences Against the Person and Reputation continued
- Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII.3 Offences Against the Person and Reputation continued
- Criminal Code of Canada - Part IX Offences Against Rights of Property
- Criminal Code of Canada - Part IX Offences Against Rights of Property continued
- the war against terrorism timeline
- Dorm room policies discriminate against heterosexual couples
- Certain modest deprecations against my malevolent Detractour
- computers against spacetime
- Reclining Against a Tea-Table
- Surfers Against Sewage
- Rage against the Ordinary
- the smell of rain pressed up tight against a cricket-song
- Magic Against Magic
- The Frogs' Complaint Against the Sun
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- Protection against bees
- walking up against the wall
- A Dialogue of Comfort against Tribulation
- When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
- Australians Against Further Immigration
- Against a Concrete Heel
- returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
- Against Idleness and Mischief
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