Findings:

• My dick fell asleep
• Since I Fell Asleep
• You were here when I fell asleep
• Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel
• I fell asleep to the lullaby of rat-a-tat-tat
• asleep
• Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
• Watching your girlfriend asleep
• everyone else is asleep
• Falling asleep last night
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• fall asleep
• Asleep at the wheel
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Falling asleep during porno films
• Falling asleep on the toilet
• I fall asleep to be with you
• Falling asleep while masturbating
• asleep in Jesus
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• Falling asleep in public places
• Service for those Fallen Asleep
• falling asleep visuals
• fall asleep without thinking of monsters
• asleep at the switch
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• Asleep in the Back
• Asleep beneath the watchful eyes of pilot lights
• A.Sleep (user)
• fast asleep
• I am asleep
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• A Maid Asleep
• Asleep at Heaven's Gate
• Being the last to fall asleep
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• falling asleep with music on
• A tale of falling asleep during the flight
• not quite asleep, not quite alone
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• the very houses seem asleep
• Asleep Inside the Bone
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• couch potato
• couch
• Couched
• Couch grass
• The boy on the couch
• velvet couch
• couch fishing
• couch fucking
• couch with Anna
• mouse in the couch
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• couch (user)
• Couch Rioting
• casting couch
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• couch surfing
• Couch Records
• The bastard on the couch
• Sleeping on the couches of Gotham
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Blue couch
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• deny couches (user)
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• The Guy on the Couch
• fainting couch
• Fell
• The girl you fell in love with
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• How to fell a tree with a chainsaw
• Fells Point, Maryland
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• Fell swoop
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• How I fell in love
• Fell, But Tried
• The Man Who Fell to Earth
• How I fell in love with Alice
• Which cat fell off last?
• Souter Fell
• As It fell upon a Day
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• If I Fell
• flat fell seam
• The day I fell in love
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• I fell in love with her first
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• fell off the back of the truck
• The night my laundry fell into the Twilight Zone
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• When the ocean fell
• I wake and feel the fell of dark
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• His face when she fell
• As bombs fell from the heavens
• Uldale Fells
• Fell (user)
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Adam fell that men might be
• How to solve the obesity epidemic and the oil price hike in one fell swoop
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• It fell
• I fell in love with her fist
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• a woman who fell through the cracks
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• John Fell
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• The PRECISE moment America fell slightly out of love with Michael Jackson
• remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• If it all fell to pieces tomorrow
• The Woman Who Fell to Earth
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• he fell into shadow, fighting a great evil

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